The letter for Pontiff

Dear Papa:

I must request you to baptize me ASAP.

I got a dream to set up Shining King business headquarter in the market, which related lots of people’s property right. I must have the qualification of Catholic Church to accept the property and use it as God’s instruction ASAP because they are going to use it in another way, which will cause some people bankrupt. So I must tell you the details of my plan while you baptize me.

Moreover, because the dream I’ll be the Rome Pontiff. I’ve already found my way to be a great Pontiff in the future. I would like to tell you and listen to your opinion as well.

Furthermore, if you can provide me the qualification in time, I can save the faith of Pussy Riot members who sent to jail hell in Russia, be next China leader for setting up Catholic Churches in China and build Seacoast reservoirs in Venice to make Italians safe and prosperity. I’ll tell you the methods I found while I visit you, too.

So please send me a letter or call me for telling me when you can baptize me. Then I can arrange the flight.

Thank you,

Helen Hsiao (Hsiao, Shu-Hua: the name on my passport)
Phone: 886-2-22476972
Mobile: 886-922888190
Email: helen0618@pchome.com.tw
Web: http://helen0618.myweb.hinet.net/

ADD:
4 F., No. 8, Alley 3, Lane 312,
Sec. 2, Jungshan Rd., Junghe Dist,
New Taipei City, 23557
Taiwan

The letter for The Roman Pontiff

Dear Papa:

I got a dream in 2012, October 3: I agree to help God’s business. The bright light passed through my body. I had special talent and become to be the one next you. (I believe that if I must be The Roman Pontiff, you suppose to get the same message from God as well. Moreover, if I must be the one, I will complete the revolution of the Bible and the Catholic Church.)

I also got dreams:
1.God wants me to follow. (I was 10.)
2.Christ walked through the sea and gave me a paper bag. I checked out in front of Christ. I found some documents and a jewel box. (I was Taipei mayoral election candidate in 2010, June 26)
3.We had the same kind of funeral (2011/10/26).

I know quite few about Bible, Catholicism and Vatican. I had never been baptized or gone to Rome. So I need you to send me a letter for telling me how to be baptized by you. Moreover, I wish that you can talk with me and give me the suggestion of International Peace Pray Event for solve the Middle East problems and my missions:
1.Santa Claus Association
2.Shining King Business
3.Tree farm
4.Saint Helen Canal
5.Multi-level roads of city
6.Seacoast Reservoirs
7.Free education with net connection equipments
8.High-tech multi-religion temples

Yours truly,

Helen Hsiao (Hsiao, Shu-Hua: the name on my passport)
Phone: 886-2-22476972
Mobile: 886-922888190
Email: helen0618@pchome.com.tw
Web: http://helen0618.myweb.hinet.net/

ADD:
4 F., No. 8, Alley 3, Lane 312,
Sec. 2, Jungshan Rd., Junghe Dist,
New Taipei City, 23557
Taiwan

The letter for President Obama

Dear Barack:

You suppose to have the most advantage to win the election and get next office term but I heard that you didn’t have good debate. The people, who couldn’t support me, are all failure. I fear that you might be next one. So I must request your formal invitation for having the talk about my mission:

1. Santa Claus Association

2. Shining King Business

3. Tree farm

4. Saint Helen Canal

5. Multi-level roads of city

6. Seacoast Reservoirs

7. Free education with net connection equipments

8. High-tech multi-religion temples

I have no problem to go to USA, no matter whether Taiwanese has visa-free travel or not. I can talk with any American politicians without any difficulty as well. However, American people just concern your attitude of God’s will. So you must invite me in time.

I believe that you won last election just because me and I will be the key whether you can win next office term.

For terrible four years waiting, I suppose to be very mad for such delay because that it cause so many disasters and death. However, I decide to give you second chance. I wish you not too foolish to lose.

P.S. The formal invitation must include my flight, board and lodging in USA, and all the way security protection. (I don’t have the fee and security problem but all Americans would like to present their great welcome to God’s representative.) Certainly, it will be the top news on International and national media.

God bless you!

Yours truly,

Helen Hsiao (Hsiao, Shu-Hua)
Mobile: 886-922888190
Web: http://helen0618.myweb.hinet.net/