Letter to USA

Dear USA:

You must know I’m the only one can solve your fiscal cliff. You’d better to invite me for the speech and question answering in the Senate and House as Happy New Year gift from God for all people around the world and in the future.

First, you need to know about my brand new tax system, which will complete solve all problems you encountered. After you use this system, you don’t feel any tax issue while you pay but the government will immediately get the tax. You may even check and do diverse statistics of your whole life income and payment on the net. The business planers may also use the public statistics info to make the better plan.

Second, you have to know about Saint Helen Avenue, which will solve flood, drought, traffic, parking, business help and environment improvement problems. Saint Helen Avenue includes the functions of Saint Helen Canal and much better. The bonus of Saint Helen Avenue is that you’ll have money making brand new city plan at the same time.

Third, you should know why I must establish UN government, which will solve all problems of the world and make another planet immigration possible to complete in time.

So no matter you are American President, American vice President, President Pro Tempore, or Speaker of the House, I’ll go for the meeting in God’s will as long as you make the invitation. However, you must make sure that I’ll get your invitation because I’m just a common Taiwanese, who have no USA nationality and never worked for any government. Moreover, if you can provide bodyguard to keep my way through, that’ll be even better.

I wish that someone could make the world much better and you are the perfect right one. Anyway, we all depend on you to make the right decision and take the necessary action.

God bless you and everyone,

Helen Hsiao (Hsiao, Shu-Hua: the name on my passport)
http://helen0618.myweb.hinet.net/

Letter to American President

Dear President:

We all felt terrible when any tragedy happens but we still need to find the solution afterward. I think that it’s necessary to have gun control in the cities but it’s necessary to keep gun ownership right from the place far from the city. Gun isn’t the only thing can cause carnage. Knifes and sticks can cause the same situation. It happens all the time before gun show up. So it’s also necessary to raise the quality of people’s education and living situation for prevent any wrong thinking and behavior.

The risks we encounter are not just like that. So you’d better to invite me for solving all problems ASAP. If you have difficult to invite me as USA State Secretary, you may invite me as the UN representative of USA for giving me the chance to go to the UN meeting for promoting UN government.

I expect that you make AIT director send me the invitation letter and bodyguard on December 18, 2012.
After that, I also expect you to make the contact with CNN for the program of my “Christmas trip” cooperation. Then my children and I can visit the White House and stay in Lincoln’s house on December 20, 2012. You can announce your decision on December 21, 2012.

I need AIT director to send me the letter for preventing any cheat.

After I got your letter, I’ll suddenly become to be top celebrity of the world. So I need the bodyguard to help to pass through the way of journalists’ crowd.

I need CNN to make and broadcast the program of my “Christmas trip” because it’s the money making and benefit to everyone program. I don’t think that CNN or any American would like to lose it.

The family name of my children is Lin. We are all interested in feeling and meeting Lincoln’s spirit. It’s good to Hollywood’s film money making and the tax increasing of USA.

I want you to announce your decision and make the new era of the world on December 21, 2012. I have never had the experience to feel someone will be the President at the first sight. I really expect you to make things right and have the best luck. So I keep supporting and waiting you for such long time.

If you can’t make it, I must let China leader to support me as UN representative of China for completing the holy mission in God’s will.

God bless you and everyone,

Helen Hsiao (Hsiao, Shu-Hua: the name on my passport)
http://helen0618.myweb.hinet.net/